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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.
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I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.
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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
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If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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God is like a shitty girlfriend.
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I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.
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I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
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In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo.
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Well, I think “likability” is an overused word. I don’t watch people 'cause I like them I watch them because they’re compelling. Sympathetic is a little different... Likable just thins you out. Working to make a character likable is what kills most TV shows.
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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
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Rob McElhenney who runs 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.' That show absolutely kills me and I am stunned by the consistency of greatness it has maintained over what is now a record breaking amount of seasons ... How do you do that for so many years? My 14-year-old daughter and I watch it together and we both laugh crazy hard.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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