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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
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Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.
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My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.
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It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
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I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All those things. That'll always outweigh the good times.
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