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I like all ladies of all different ages.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, You hips. You hips need to get it together.
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood it will give it to you.
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Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
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Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
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Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a whole form and all his jokes are poems. So it's different. I wanted to do it like George Carlin. Now I do it like me.
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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
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I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.
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Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.
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I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...
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You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.
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You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure, which is useless.
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You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.
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I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'
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I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.
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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
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