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I like all ladies of all different ages.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
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A lot of stand-up specials for cable are meant to glorify the comedian. They put you in a really beautiful theater, and sometimes they even blow a little smoke in there to make it misty and sweet. They make the guy look like he's a big rock star. But comedy's not really glamorous. It doesn't enhance comedy for it to look good.
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You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure, which is useless.
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Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.
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The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them.
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
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I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
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I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo.
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Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.
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If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you
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I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... Sir, could you please stop?
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I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.
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I could never sit down and write jokes.
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If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn't be a conversation.
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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
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The last jobs I had were fixing cars and covering football games for a local access tv station. As in driving the mobile van to the field, setting up 3 cameras, teaching depressed grownups and interns how to use them and directing the game from the van and then wanting to kill myself.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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