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I like all ladies of all different ages.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
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I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
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Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a whole form and all his jokes are poems. So it's different. I wanted to do it like George Carlin. Now I do it like me.
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When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.
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I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
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I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also, I know how to do this stuff. I know how to write and shoot and edit. I'm technically adept and that helped with the website. You need a big skill set.
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The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.
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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'
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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
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Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.
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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
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You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents there are thinking, 'What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help.'
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