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I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.
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You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
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I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier it goes quicker. She's like, What's wrong with you? And I'm like, I know! Damn it! Argh!
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I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
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If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em ... even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.
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If you had a jetpack you'd be like I have the shittiest jetpack. Who's your service provider on your jetpack? Did they make the new one? I hate this thing.
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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'
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Well, I think “likability” is an overused word. I don’t watch people 'cause I like them I watch them because they’re compelling. Sympathetic is a little different... Likable just thins you out. Working to make a character likable is what kills most TV shows.
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Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.
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Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.
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