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Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Louis Székely
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Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the greatest version of something.
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I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.
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I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier it goes quicker. She's like, What's wrong with you? And I'm like, I know! Damn it! Argh!
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You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.
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A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
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I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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I was raised by a hard-working single mother, so my first role model was a woman. My only caretaker was a woman, and I have three sisters, so my community was girls. I have two girls, and my dog is a girl. My dead dog was a girl. I don't know. I guess I've always keyed in on that perspective.
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You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
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I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.
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I like all ladies of all different ages.
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Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
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Human kindness has no reward. You should give to others in every way you see. expect absolutely nothing from anyone. It should be your goal to love every human you encounter. All human suffering that you're aware of and continues without your effort to stop it becomes your crime.
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Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.
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I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.
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You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure, which is useless.
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I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.
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I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
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