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Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Cabaret Artist
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
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If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
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Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.
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All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad talking is good.
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I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.
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People don't talk to me on airplanes.
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Everything is amazing and nobody is happy
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
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It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
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Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
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When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
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Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.
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I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
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A lot of stand-up specials for cable are meant to glorify the comedian. They put you in a really beautiful theater, and sometimes they even blow a little smoke in there to make it misty and sweet. They make the guy look like he's a big rock star. But comedy's not really glamorous. It doesn't enhance comedy for it to look good.
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Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
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