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Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Louis Székely
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.
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Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you it's a good idea to buy a developing mind a video game?
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.
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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
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Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
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All these words we use, anybody can be a genius now. It used to be you had to have a thought no one ever had before or you had to invent a number. Now, it’s like, “Hey, I’ve got a cup in case we need another cup.” “Dude, you’re a genius!”
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I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
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You can't direct without a good crew.
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The last jobs I had were fixing cars and covering football games for a local access tv station. As in driving the mobile van to the field, setting up 3 cameras, teaching depressed grownups and interns how to use them and directing the game from the van and then wanting to kill myself.
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I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.
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