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Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
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You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
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When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.
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Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through, if they survive it, they come out very confident people.
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I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All those things. That'll always outweigh the good times.
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood it will give it to you.
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Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.
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I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
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You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.
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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
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If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn't be a conversation.
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.
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You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for me it was between the two buildings going down... I had to do it, otherwise they'd win.
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I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father.
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