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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Louis Székely
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
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All these words we use, anybody can be a genius now. It used to be you had to have a thought no one ever had before or you had to invent a number. Now, it’s like, “Hey, I’ve got a cup in case we need another cup.” “Dude, you’re a genius!”
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I'm not raising the children, I'm raising the grown ups that they're going to be.
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Stereotypically speaking feminists can't take a joke. ::audience boo:: See?
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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.
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Rob McElhenney who runs 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.' That show absolutely kills me and I am stunned by the consistency of greatness it has maintained over what is now a record breaking amount of seasons ... How do you do that for so many years? My 14-year-old daughter and I watch it together and we both laugh crazy hard.
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Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’
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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
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I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
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My show is sort of a short-film anthology, and I'm able to tell little stories that don't necessarily carry a whole episode in terms of narrative. I like the audience not being sure what they're getting. I think it's more fun to watch something when you're discovering it as you go along.
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