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Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.
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Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a whole form and all his jokes are poems. So it's different. I wanted to do it like George Carlin. Now I do it like me.
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I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. Oh, she knows... You got to take some time alone to process the shame.
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I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier it goes quicker. She's like, What's wrong with you? And I'm like, I know! Damn it! Argh!
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I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.
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Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.
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Human kindness has no reward. You should give to others in every way you see. expect absolutely nothing from anyone. It should be your goal to love every human you encounter. All human suffering that you're aware of and continues without your effort to stop it becomes your crime.
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Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the greatest version of something.
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I finally have the body I want. It’s easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.
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People don't talk to me on airplanes.
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I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
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If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'
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Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
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I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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Sadness is poetic. You're lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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