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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
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Human kindness has no reward. You should give to others in every way you see. expect absolutely nothing from anyone. It should be your goal to love every human you encounter. All human suffering that you're aware of and continues without your effort to stop it becomes your crime.
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Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
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Sadness is poetic. You're lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness.
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There’s a need to perfect things in a writers’ room, and that can take a lot of fun out of a show sometimes. It’s a struggle. It depends on your personality. Some people love working with a writing staff. I had a great writing staff on Lucky Louie, but it sometimes felt like Congress or something.
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.
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Very few American parents give a crap about how they raise their kids. They put minimal effort into it. Who told you it's a good idea to buy a developing mind a video game?
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I like all ladies of all different ages.
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
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Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.
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When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
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I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
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Stand-up is probably the most solo performance in art.
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The only road to doing good shows, is doing bad shows.
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Everything is amazing and nobody is happy
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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
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What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able to give a kid an apple and they would love it. Kids can't even taste apples any more. Apples taste like paper to kids now.
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A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.
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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
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Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.
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