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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood it will give it to you.
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If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em ... even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
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You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.
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Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.
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When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.
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When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and I think it only lasted like three episodes.
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Everything is amazing and nobody is happy
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I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All those things. That'll always outweigh the good times.
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If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you
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Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore.
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
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I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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