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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Singer
Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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God is like a shitty girlfriend.
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One time I was at a swimming pool with my kids, a public pool. I had my daughter, my six year old, on my arm like this. She was like clamped on, and she's kicking. ... And then she got off and another random child just clamped on. It's like a rat. Get off of me. But I love you. I don't know you, kid.
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Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.
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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
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Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.
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Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.
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I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
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Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’
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If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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Everything is amazing and nobody is happy
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The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.
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Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.
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Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
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