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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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I've always got the road. Stand-up makes you so autonomous and self-sufficient that it really helps with that part of show business.
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It's kind of awkward to eat alone in a restaurant because everybody's looking at me.
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There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.
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When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.
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All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad talking is good.
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I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
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The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.
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Black people have slavery. And white people have our own thing-stuff we went though that hurt us that we have to cope with. Like when they took our slaves away. That was really hard for us. So it's pretty even.
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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.
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A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
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My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.
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Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
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When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and I think it only lasted like three episodes.
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
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Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
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