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Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... Sir, could you please stop?
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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
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Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.
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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'
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When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
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You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.
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People don't talk to me on airplanes.
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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
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It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
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I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
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I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'
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You have to do a show as honestly as you can. But you also can't afford skepticism, because it's preparing for failure, which is useless.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people used to die on the way there, have a baby, you would end up with a whole different group of people by the time you got there. Now you watch a movie and [go to the toilet] and you're home.
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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
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