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Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Cabaret Artist
Comedian
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them.
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I like all ladies of all different ages.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the phone rang, and I thought it's them, they're complaining. ... Sir, could you please stop?
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What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able to give a kid an apple and they would love it. Kids can't even taste apples any more. Apples taste like paper to kids now.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
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Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood it will give it to you.
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The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.
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If you can survive disappointment, nothing can beat you
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Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
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I'm close to my audience. I think I have more tools in my box than other guys who might try it. Also, I know how to do this stuff. I know how to write and shoot and edit. I'm technically adept and that helped with the website. You need a big skill set.
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Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.
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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
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I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier it goes quicker. She's like, What's wrong with you? And I'm like, I know! Damn it! Argh!
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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
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