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Comedy isn't polite and it isn't correct and it isn't accurate, even. It's just a mess. So that's the way that I approach it.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
Dancer
Film Director
Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep. You want to know why your father spends so long in the toilet? Because he's not sure he wants to be a father.
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
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I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
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The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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Most people are dead. Did you know that? It's true, out of all the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead.
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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
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I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All those things. That'll always outweigh the good times.
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Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’
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The Jackass movies are honestly some of the best movies I've ever seen. I laugh so hard at them. Those guys are geniuses. If they had grown up with a different group of people, they could've been performance artists at Bard College, and people would be writing papers about them.
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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
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Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.
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I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'
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Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.
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I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.
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I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.
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The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.
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