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I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Well, I think “likability” is an overused word. I don’t watch people 'cause I like them I watch them because they’re compelling. Sympathetic is a little different... Likable just thins you out. Working to make a character likable is what kills most TV shows.
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When I was a kid there was a show called 'Holmes & Yo-Yo' about a robot cop. I LOVED that show and I think it only lasted like three episodes.
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The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough. You don't look in your neighbor's bowl to see if you have as much as them.
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Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
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I like all ladies of all different ages.
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Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.
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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.
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When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.
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I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.
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Performing comedy, you develop a rhythm of ideas and laughs. I live for it.
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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
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You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents there are thinking, 'What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help.'
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
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God is like a shitty girlfriend.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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