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I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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I love being married. It's great. But I hate arguing. I hate fighting. You know what I do now? When we get in an argument, I just take her side against me. It's just easier it goes quicker. She's like, What's wrong with you? And I'm like, I know! Damn it! Argh!
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God is like a shitty girlfriend.
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Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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