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I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.
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Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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A lot of stand-up specials for cable are meant to glorify the comedian. They put you in a really beautiful theater, and sometimes they even blow a little smoke in there to make it misty and sweet. They make the guy look like he's a big rock star. But comedy's not really glamorous. It doesn't enhance comedy for it to look good.
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Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing, it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
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When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
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I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.
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I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.
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Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
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There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.
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Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.
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