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Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Film Director
Film Producer
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.
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When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
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If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
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I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.
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I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.
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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
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Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
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I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.
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You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for me it was between the two buildings going down... I had to do it, otherwise they'd win.
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore.
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Pushing the envelope' sort of implies that you're inside the envelope with everyone else, and you're trying to find the edges on the outsides.
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I look around, pretty much 100% of the people driving are texting. And they're killing, everybody's murdering each other with their cars. But people are willing to risk taking a life and ruining their own because they don't want to be alone for a second because it's so hard.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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