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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.
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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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People don't talk to me on airplanes.
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You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you.
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Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the greatest version of something.
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I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
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