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Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go, 'Ugh'.

Louis C. K.

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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
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You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
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You can't direct without a good crew.
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I am really tired of looking at my hips. I'm seriously really tired of standing naked in the mirror and staring at my hips for hours and hours while muttering, You hips. You hips need to get it together.
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I don't think it makes any sense to try to get anyone to not talk.
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Sadness is poetic. You're lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness.
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I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, Those Chinese people, they can fly! You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!
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Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
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I wish I could [keep a journal]. I have a lot of journals with one page half written in. I sometimes will write myself a quick email on my Blackberry when I think of something.
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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
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I like all ladies of all different ages.
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Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.
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I don't care about the weight. You know, I'm lucky I'm one of those people - I can eat donuts, whatever, and I just get fat.
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I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.
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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
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