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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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I was raised by a hard-working single mother, so my first role model was a woman. My only caretaker was a woman, and I have three sisters, so my community was girls. I have two girls, and my dog is a girl. My dead dog was a girl. I don't know. I guess I've always keyed in on that perspective.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
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I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
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You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents there are thinking, 'What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help.'
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You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.
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A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
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Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.
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I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
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Rob McElhenney who runs 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.' That show absolutely kills me and I am stunned by the consistency of greatness it has maintained over what is now a record breaking amount of seasons ... How do you do that for so many years? My 14-year-old daughter and I watch it together and we both laugh crazy hard.
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I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.
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A household name is like ketchup. Everybody wants ketchup. Ketchup doesn't hurt anybody.
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