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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'
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If you're a cartoon character or most TV characters, sure, you'll fight, because the punches are juicy-sounding and they don't leave marks. But in real life, if somebody punches you in the eye, it doesn't make any noise and your eye is swollen for, like, six months. It's a nightmare to get punched in the eye.
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People don't talk to me on airplanes.
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I do have very deep, fond memories of my family in Mexico City, but I also remember feeling funny for not speaking English - I was basically an immigrant. But I picked up the language fast and soon I knew that I wanted to be a writer.
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I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.
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I can't just sit on my daughter's bed and just say 'n---' all night and then put her to sleep. I just ain't gonna do that... I told the girls that these boys are racists, and they're not nice boys. But I think we can still enjoy the stories about the fishin' and the tradin'.
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I like all ladies of all different ages.
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Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.
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When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.
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Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the greatest version of something.
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I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you
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I find that when people laugh really hard, it's usually because they're connecting and identifying in a way that they hadn't considered. That's my payoff.
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If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em ... even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.
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The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.
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Everything is amazing and nobody is happy
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You would never do stand-up without an audience. I mean, no one would even consider it. It's like they're the instrument you're playing.
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Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.
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You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents there are thinking, 'What did that shitty kid do to that poor woman? That poor woman. I wish I could help.'
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I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.
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