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I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
Louis CK
Louis Szekely
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood it will give it to you.
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new set of difficulties.
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When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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Apple embodies a lot of what have been defined as feminine traits: an emphasis on intuitive design, intellect, a strong sense of creativity, and that striving to always make the greatest version of something.
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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Why can't we have racism that's ignorant but nice? You could have stereotypes that are positive about race. You could say, Those Chinese people, they can fly! You know about the Puerto Ricans? They're made of candy!
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If the whole country had to have the same conversation that was safe for everybody, it would be a pretty awful place to live. There wouldn't be a conversation.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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Comedians and Feminists... are natural enemies, because stereotypically-speaking, feminists can't take a joke and... comedians can't take criticism.
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When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
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I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
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Everybody is different. Some comedy is more musical like Steven Wright. His is a pillar of comedy to me. He invented a whole form and all his jokes are poems. So it's different. I wanted to do it like George Carlin. Now I do it like me.
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You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.
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All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad talking is good.
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You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
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You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for me it was between the two buildings going down... I had to do it, otherwise they'd win.
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I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess, it's something that you take part in and witness.
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