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Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Cabaret Artist
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Tecamac Municipality
Louis Székely
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Louis Szekely
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I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.
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What we've done with our modern food supply is absolute insanity. It's not even real any more. You used to be able to give a kid an apple and they would love it. Kids can't even taste apples any more. Apples taste like paper to kids now.
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Young people don't even consider that it's a good idea to be out on the fringe, which is where good ideas come from.
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Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don't avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it.
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To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
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The last jobs I had were fixing cars and covering football games for a local access tv station. As in driving the mobile van to the field, setting up 3 cameras, teaching depressed grownups and interns how to use them and directing the game from the van and then wanting to kill myself.
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I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through.
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I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction and poverty. All those things. That'll always outweigh the good times.
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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.
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I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore.
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If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
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I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.
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I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.
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You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.
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I was raised by a hard-working single mother, so my first role model was a woman. My only caretaker was a woman, and I have three sisters, so my community was girls. I have two girls, and my dog is a girl. My dead dog was a girl. I don't know. I guess I've always keyed in on that perspective.
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In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo.
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I know I'm getting old because there will be times when I'm not even doing anything and I'll think, 'I need to go wipe my ass right now.'
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I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
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