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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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The only road to good shows is bad ones. Just go start having a bad time, and if you don't give up, you will get better.
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The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
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There's nowhere I won't go. As long as it's horribly, horribly true and/or wrong.
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