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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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You could drive a rental car until you don't want it. Just get out of it while it's moving and just walk away. No, I don't feel like being in that car any longer. Just call Hertz. Hi, your car is drifting into the intersection of 28th and Broadway, if you're interested. It's now your problem.
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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.
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It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
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I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into somebody. Oh, she knows... You got to take some time alone to process the shame.
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Sadness is poetic. You're lucky to live sad moments. When you let yourself be sad, your body has antibodies. It has happiness that comes rushing in to meet the sadness.
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I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
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I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
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God is like a shitty girlfriend.
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad talking is good.
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Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.
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There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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People don't talk to me on airplanes.
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When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.
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