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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
Age: 57
Born: 1967
Born: September 12
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Louis Székely
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If you have something to say, here's what you do: You write it down on a piece of paper, you go out in the lobby, and then you go home and you kill yourself.
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I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.
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I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
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I just love learning. I think learning is how you live. The verb of my life is learning.
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Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to a kid who watches tv.
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I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
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Most Americans have so much crap, that you could lose most of it and still have way more stuff than the average Canadian.
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I don't have a room full of writers pitching ideas. It's just me out of my head.
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If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood it will give it to you.
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There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?'
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All talking is good, negative and positive. Stabbing is bad talking is good.
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There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
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Some things I think are very conservative, or very liberal. I think when someone falls into one category for everything, I'm very suspicious. It doesn't make sense to me that you'd have the same solution to every issue.
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