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My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12.
Louie Anderson
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Louie Anderson
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: March 24
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Minnesota
Louis Perry Anderson
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We all think we're going to get out of debt.
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At Thanksgiving, my mom always makes too much food, especially one item, like 700 or 800 pounds of sweet potatoes. She's got to push it during the meal. Did you get some sweet potatoes? There's sweet potatoes. They're hot. There's more in the oven, some more in the garage. The rest are at the Johnson's.
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I have a cousin Ernie who buys stuff. He's got a big snowblower that's actually the biggest snowblower you can buy, with a remote control, so he doesn't even have to go outside. He's got the microwave and a satellite dish, it's all in one. He cooks and watches at the same time.
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I think I'm a better actor now. I mean, I really think I know a lot about acting now. But I didn't know a lot about acting then, in 80's, and I never knew how to be myself. I never knew how to relax and just play it from me. I was always trying to deliver a line.
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If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.
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I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
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My mom ate every piece of butter in the Midwest, she lived till she was 90. And my dad, he smoked, he drank - we finally just had to kill him.
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My mother loved people and she loved conversation, and she loved to engage with people. She was a really fantastic person. You would've really liked her.
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I have to be very careful about how I do any stuff on sadness 'cause the crowd gets really sad and concerned for me.
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I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people.
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When I say, 'I can't stay long, I'm in-between meals,' that plays differently on the radio than it does in person. So I have to pick material that works because the words are funny, not just because of the images.
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I'm still working! I think of all the other comics that didn't get the light shined on them, just because it's just how fame works, and it's unfortunate. But there are so many great comics out there who are still working, and I still see them.
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I used to do my dad smoked, he drank, we finally had to kill him.
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After 34 years, I feel like I did when I was starting out. I feel excited and feel I've never been better doing what I do.
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I started a big part of my career in Vegas.
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You have to not worry or doubt or punish yourself. All the worry, doubt and punishment will not add one second to your life, you know?
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