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I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

Lloyd Kaufman

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Lloyd Kaufman
Age: 78
Born: 1945
Born: December 30
Actor
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New York City
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Luckily, I've never been offered a directing job that was lucrative. I've never heard, Here's $800,000 to remake Sisters.
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I was going to be a teacher and improve the world. Teach people with hooks for hands to fingerpaint, and teach bums to draw happy faces on beads.
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I majored in Chinese Studies. I'm probably the only director of chicken Indian zombie movies who can speak pretty good Mandarin.
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My roommate at Yale University introduced me to the auteur theory of filmmaking. I soon became a big fan of the works of John Ford, Kenji Mizoguchi, Ernst Lubitsch, and Stan Brakhage. I then decided to make my own films!
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Mickey Mouse should be in the public domain by now. What a better world it would be if other people were doing things with Mickey Mouse!
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