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You don't know how to handle anything today, because you have to go to jail to get some press or fall down drunk.

Liza Minnelli

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Liza Minnelli
Age: 78
Born: 1946
Born: March 12
Actor
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Hollywood
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Liza May Minnelli
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What I'm saying is that I tried very hard to give them my reality and my reality is kind of interesting.
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I consider myself an actress first, a dancer second, and a singer third. Why? Because the dancer needs a reason to move-that's the actor informing the dancer. So I worked on my acting and gradually developed a singing voice.
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You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.
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He [Gene Kelly] once told me dancing was a man's game, as much of a sport as baseball itself. And he made us believe that. He changed our minds and suddenly, all of America wanted to dance just like Gene Kelly.
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She (Judy Garland) was a friend of mine, a trying friend, but a friend. That is what I tell myself: She did everything she ever wanted to do. She never really denied herself anything for me. See, I say, she had a wonderful life she did what she wanted to do. And I have no right to change her fulfillment into my misery. I'm on my own broom now.
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I worked very hard, but I think it's unfair to make it all sound like it's all David's fault.
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I know that. I'm having a ball. I'm not slap happy. I'm just filled up with joy and with peace and with all kinds of things that have eluded me for quite a few years. And they're back and they're thriving.
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I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.
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I have two false hips, a wired-up right knee, two crushed discs and scoliosis. If I don't dance, I seize up.
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
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I rely on regular chiropractic care to keep in shape for my strenuous type of acting and singing.
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My mother gave me my drive but my father gave me my dreams.
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But I don't think there's any reason to get married again, especially after what I've been through.
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Dream on it. Let your mind take you to places you would like to go, and then think about it and plan it and celebrate the possibilities. And don't listen to anyone who doesn't know how to dream.
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You have to work hard for it, but first you have to want it, and then you have to dream on it.
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But God really did bless me, you know? He really said, All right. Come on. I'm still waiting for you. Get over here. Get over here.
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(in the film That's Entertainment! - 1974) Thank God for film, it can capture a moment and hold it there forever. If anyone ever asks you: Who were they? or What made them so good? I think a reel of film answers that question.
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