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Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. Then dont make him a tagalong!

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Lisi Harrison
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: July 29
Author
Writer
City of Toronto
Peanuts
Butter
Cookies
Coating
Dont
Fattening
Chocolate
Layered
Girl
Scout
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