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Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!
Lisi Harrison
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Lisi Harrison
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: July 29
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City of Toronto
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I like writing about the issues we all bump up against as we get older, but I try to present them in a fun way.
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My goal is to teach readers how to treat and respect themselves and each other in an entertaining way. I do that in all of my books.
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