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In college I castrated 21 rats, and I got pretty good at it.

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Lisa Kudrow
Age: 61
Born: 1963
Born: July 30
Actor
Actress
Character Actor
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Film Producer
Television Actor
Television Producer
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Lisa Valerie Kudrow
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