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Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.” ~ Liberty Jones

Lisa Kleypas

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Lisa Kleypas
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: November 5
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I had to wait for someone special. Someone who would make my heart feel as if it's been trampled by elephants, thrown into the amazon, and eaten by piranhas.
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It was often in small moments that significant things were revealed.
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When you love a child, you forgive her before she can even ask. Basically you've already forgiven her for things she hasn't even done yet.
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You know, I told him on our wedding night, I'm just as much me when I'm with you, as I am without you. And because Hardy understood what I meant, he pulled me into his arms, against his heart.
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I'm not short, Daisy muttered. Short women are never mysterious, or elegant, or pursued by handsome men. And they're always treated like children. I refuse to be short.
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You can keep a bunch of crabs in a shallow container, and none of them will escape. Because as soon as one of 'em tries to climb out, the others pull him back in. -Hardy
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You’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife.
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No. But I understand her. Life makes people what they are.
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I can't get it out, she said. Just pull at it. It hurts. It's throbbing. Pull harder. I can't! It's truly stuck. I need something to make it slippery. Do you have some sort of lubricant nearby? No. Not anything? Much as it may surprise you, we've never needed lubricant in the library before now.
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God, it was good. Comforting and stimulating at the same time. Absolute world-class pheromones. I wished I could take his jacket home with me. Not him, just the jacket.
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...whether he stayed or left, whether they walked the same path or not. They could live on opposite sides of the world, and she would still be his.
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What does your gut tell you? My gut and I aren't currently speaking to each other
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Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels.
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He stared at me with bitter understanding. We both knew there was no room in this for friendship. Nothing left but childhood history.
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It's a strange life, isn't it? ...A Rom with no tribe. No matter how hard you look, you can never find a home. Because to us, home is not a building or a tent or a vardo... home is a family.
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Girlfriend, if you're waiting for a fairy godmother to show up with a dress and a ride, you're not going to make it to the party.
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I realized I wasn't going to find a man until I was willing to expose myself to possible harm, to assume the risks of rejection and betrayal and heartbreak that came along with caring about someone. Someday, I promised myself, I would be ready for that kind of risk.
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I’ve told you before, I love like a madman,” he said. “Immoderate, jealous, possessive...I’m absolutely intolerable.
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The freedom of saying anything to him, telling all, relieved a burden I hadn't even realized I'd been carrying. In my relentless push to keep moving forward, there had been so many emotions I hadn't let myself inhabit fully, so many things I hadn't talked about. Now I couldn't quite catch up to myself.
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Fate is the malevolent little jester sitting up in the heavens and pondering over how ridiculous we humans are and he does his best to make fools out of all of us. And sooner or later he succeeds.
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