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Linus Torvalds
Age: 54
Born: 1969
Born: December 28
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Avoiding complexity reduces bugs.
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I see myself as a technical person who chose a great project and a great way of doing that project.
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I've been employed by the University of Helsinki, and that has been paying my bills. Obviously a ''real job'' pays better than most universities will pay, but I've been very happy with this arrangement I get to do whatever I want, and I have no commercial pressures whatsoever doing this.
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The NIH syndrome (Not Invented Here) is a disease.
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I seldom get self-righteous, and even when I am being impolite (almost always on purpose - there's an art to insulting people, too), I tend to try to not be too serious about it. And most of the time it means that I can take criticism constructively, and sometimes just change my opinion on the fly and laugh at myself over having turned on a dime.
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Eventually the revolutionaries become the established culture, and then what will they do
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Don't hurry your code. Make sure it works well and is well designed. Don't worry about timing.
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Once you realize that documentation should be laughed at, peed upon, put on fire, and just ridiculed in general, then, and only then, have you reached the level where you can safely read it and try to use it to actually implement a driver.
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