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Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars they learned Escape and Evade at home.

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Linda Howard
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: August 3
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State of Alabama
Linda S. Howington
Men
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Home
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He lifted the arm covering his eyes and turned his head to glare at her. I knew you were trouble the first time I saw you. What do you mean, trouble? She sat up, glaring back at him. I am not trouble! I'm a very nice person except when I have to deal with jerks! You're the worst kind of trouble, he snapped. You're marrying troubl
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If you're looking for Mr. Perfect, you‟re going to spend your whole life being disappointed, because he doesn‟t exist. You have to get the best deal you can, but there will always be problems.
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Don’t kiss me,” she said warningly. “I don’t intend to,” he replied, smiling a little. “I don’t have my whip and chair with me.
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I'm not holding you against your will I'm holding you against your car.
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Life's too short to waste it on someone you can't trust. You should be able to depend on the man you love not to lie to you or cheat on you. If you have that as a base, you can work on the other stuff.
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Death isn't peaceful it is just nothing. Everything is gone. No more sunrises, no more hopes, no more fears. Nothing.
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