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If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?

Linda Ellerbee

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Linda Ellerbee
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: August 15
Actor
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Bryan
Texas
Linda Jane Smith
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