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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.
Lily Tomlin
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Lily Tomlin
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: September 1
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Detroit
Michigan
Mary Jean Tomlin
Mary Jean Lily Tomlin
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
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If trying harder doesn't work, try softer.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn't really happened, but it has come closer.
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