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Lily Tomlin
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Lily Tomlin
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: September 1
Actress
Film Actor
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Detroit
Michigan
Mary Jean Tomlin
Mary Jean Lily Tomlin
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves… I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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I guess if people couldn't profit from war I don't think there would be war.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn't really happened, but it has come closer.
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Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
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After all, in private, we're all misfits
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
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I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what dirty means.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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