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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?

Lily Tomlin

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Lily Tomlin
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: September 1
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Detroit
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Mary Jean Tomlin
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.
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We're giving jobs to people who would otherwise be out of work if we weren't exploiting cheap labor.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves… I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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If you can't be direct, why be?
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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