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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
Lily Tomlin
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Lily Tomlin
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: September 1
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Detroit
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Mary Jean Tomlin
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn't want to get famous I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Sexual freedom and liberation has to be of your own making. I'm stunned when I hear about friends' children, ten or twelve years old giving blow jobs. I just don't like the girls being used or exploited in that way. It's just indiscriminate sexual relating. It's just the isolated things.
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There's nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, 'I didn't do it right'.
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I'm not a religious person. I don't have any desire. To me it's imitative of a conventional culture. I'm all for it for anybody. I totally have a free and open feeling about how other humans want to live their lives. It's just not something that has any real significance for me.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.
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What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.
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No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.
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Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
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