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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Lily Tomlin
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Lily Tomlin
Age: 85
Born: 1939
Born: September 1
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Detroit
Michigan
Mary Jean Tomlin
Mary Jean Lily Tomlin
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves… I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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I wonder what it would be like if we all became what we wanted to be when we grew up? I mean, imagine a world filled with nothing but firemen, cowboys, nurses and ballerinas.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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After all, in private, we're all misfits
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what dirty means.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
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The whole idea of being in captivity in such limited space, especially in a zoo, causes elephants to suffer. They develop all kinds of foot diseases. They die. They get cysts. Not only is it painful, it eventually kills them.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.
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There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn't want to get famous I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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