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Lily Allen
Age: 39
Born: 1985
Born: May 2
Actor
Film Actor
Philanthropist
Presenter
Recording Artist
Singer-Songwriter
Television Presenter
Hammersmith
London
Lily Rose Beatrice Cooper
Lily Beatrice Allen
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Nobody says anything real today. Most of those girls have their songs written by other people. It annoys me, because 'eh oh eh oh ahh' is not a chorus...
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I was a drug dealer in Ibiza at 15. I did not excel in drug dealing - I was terrible at it. Golden rule with drug dealing - don't get too enthusiastic with your own merchandise.
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Cheryl Cole, if you're reading this, I may not be as prety as you but at least I write my own songs.
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I hang out with models, the biggest pop stars and, you know, really and honestly, I hate saying this, but none of them are achieving those body shapes by being healthy.
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When I'm in New York my boyfriend buys me sneakers and vice versa.
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I think of myself as quite a confused kind of person, because I think there's so many great things about the world, but there are so many awful things too. I feel very guilty a lot of the time about enjoying my life so much when there are people living in such misery.
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You have to be in love with yourself before anyone else can fall in love with you to be happy with yourself.
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I love MySpace it's done an amazing job for me and it's been insane over the past couple of weeks, but I'm not a poster girl for them.
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Because of piracy there has been a massive downturn in people buying music, which makes it more difficult for artists to make money from the sale of records.
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I'm opinionated, but I'm not a vindictive person and I never say anything unprovoked, either.
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I don't think men are the enemy. I think women are the enemy.
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You know what, my new mantra is this: ANT AND DEC. Ant and Dec. I might get their names tattooed on each wrist. Because they smile, and they never complain, and it seems to work for them and I wish I could be more like that.
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The Mail Online is like carbs - you know you shouldn't but you do. Probably two or three times a day.
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Yeah, I was a florist. I went to floristry school.
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I'm really convinced I`m not talented at all, and I'm sure that people are just about to figure that out.
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I think people just probably don't want people to think that they're vain.
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I am a weapon of massive consumption
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I know lots of people that take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work every day, no problem. But we never hear that side of the story.
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I studied voice when I was at school, and I was in the chamber choir, and I studied music theory as well, so I guess a lot of it came from being taught at school.
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All of my songs are about me and my experiences. They're very literal.
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