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...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk.

Libba Bray

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Libba Bray
Age: 60
Born: 1964
Born: March 11
Novelist
Writer
Texas
United States
Irony
Drunk
Gods
Sometimes
Really

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Theta crashed next to them on the thick zebra-skin rug. “I’m embalmed.” “Potted and splificated?” “Ossified to the gills. Time for night-night.
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I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I've got to think.
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You can never know about about your own destiny: are the people you meet there to play a part on your oun destiny, or do you exist just to play a role in theirs?
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I know because I read...Your mind is not a cage. It's a garden. And it requires cultivating.
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Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.
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It's possible to pretend I'm someone other than who I am, and if I pretend long enough, I can believe it.
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They kept the lie going, and the people loved it.
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Thou shalt not steal. I seem to recall that being one of God’s I’d rather you didn’t lest I have to smite you into ash commandments.
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What happened to the winner Adina asked. She tripped. And the first runner-up? Miss Michigan cracked her knuckles. She tripped, too.
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...I took Advanced PowerPoint last semester. You guys are always misunderestimating me. I'm totally ready to handle the big stuff.
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She bestowed the blessing of a wild girl's lips.
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Taylor clapped for attention. “Miss New Mexico, let’s not get all down in the bummer basement where the creepy things live. There are people in heathen China who don’t even have airline trays. We have a lot to be grateful for.
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What you want can be yours. But you must first know what it is you want.
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Do not be tempted by English roses. Their beauty fades, but their thorns are forever.
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People have a habit of inventing fictions they will believe wholeheartedly in order to ignore the truth they cannot accept.
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I had thought Felicity dangerous a moment ago, when she felt powerful. I was wrong. Wounded and powerless, she is more dangerous than I could imagine.
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Adina gave a little shriek. That fish just swam past my leg! Creepy! Where did it go? To your right! Two o'clock! Get it! You are officially the most bloodthirsty vegetarian ever.
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There is a time in every life when paths are chosen, character is forged. I could have chosen a different path. But I didn’t. I failed myself.
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Warning: If you are insufferable, do not walk here. We shall eat you down to the marrow.
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Who the heck is Don Quick-oats?
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