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Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.
Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.
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I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another planet.
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I had an iPhone and a Droid and both of them were miserable pieces of equipment.
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The one thing I think we learned this year is that the Democrats and the Republicans are completely worthless.
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You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.
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I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
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I have no religion because I was born and raised Jewish. And on the first night of Hanukkah, my parents, when I was very young, gave me a top to play with. They called it a dreidel. I knew it was a top. And as I looked at that top, I said, 'You know. I don't think I'm gonna be Jewish for very long.
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I can pretty much guarantee that if I do a show in a comedy club, there will be someone who will come out of the audience and tell me the worst joke ever. It's just a guarantee.
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One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.
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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
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I was broke until I was 40. Really broke. I could get by, but I had nothing. No health insurance, so if something happened I was screwed. I was lucky my parents had money and my brother was willing to support me for a long time. Once I started doing standup, I had an income, and that was amazing to me.
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There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.
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I do the same gig. I might change it a little I might slow it down if I'm in the South. I talk fast, and they're not used to people talking that fast.
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You're on Facebook, and these people seem to have endless lives. I don't have time to live my life, let alone tell you what I'm doing, or post a photo.
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I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.
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I'm not a big birthday guy I never have been.
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