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Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.
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What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.
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I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and that shouldn't be part of the ballgame, ever.
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The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling The British are coming! The British are coming!
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I went to New Zealand this year, and, whew man, I know a lot of people want to go there. But let me just tell you, it's 22 hours by plane. So, if you have the opportunity, don't.
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Most of the longer-term relationships I've known have been gay relationships. They seem to be able to hang out longer.
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When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
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If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!
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One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'm still going to be rich.
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When we anticipate, we're the happiest. Unless you're on antidepressants. The reason you take antidepressants is because you can't anticipate. You think everything's going to be horrible, so it usually is.
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Equestrian, by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians.
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It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance.
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There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.
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Everyone of you has a health that is unique and totally different from everybody else. Completely! Because we... are all like snowflakes.
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Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
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I like college football, but I'm a huge college basketball fan. I could sit and watch every game of March Madness and be happy. That could be a vacation.
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My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.
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Every other civilized country has determined when life begins and it's something that eludes us. We've got things that have to be done! We didn't fix that bridge because you are all down at the meeting house discussing abortion again.
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There's a whole group of Christians who believe the individual is more important, but in the end I don't think that's what Christ was talking about.
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Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.
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