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Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.
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Pursue whatever it is that you want to do with your life. It is the only secret to happiness that I know except for maybe true love, that and maybe having the amazing health insurance plan that our congressmen have.
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I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people.
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I would like to play Pebble Beach at some point. I keep waiting for them to call and ask me to that little pro-am thing, but I'm not big enough.
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I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
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If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.
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It's a shame cars don't run on cognitive dissonance.
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If you're seeing a psychiatrist, you're wasting money because all you've got to do is get on a plane, get on a subway tomorrow and, inevitably, you're going to be seated in front of some guy who's playing with himself, and he'll be singing, 'Happy Days Are Here Again.' I tell you - when I see that guy, I feel pretty good about myself.
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Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.
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The Droid I had actually seemed to have free will, which I thought was interesting.
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It's 2003. Why can't I teleport?
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The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.
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Equestrian, by the by, is the gayest word in the English language. In fact, I thought Brokeback Mountain should have been called Two Equestrians.
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Everyone of you has a health that is unique and totally different from everybody else. Completely! Because we... are all like snowflakes.
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When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!
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Turns out we've been eating the wrong things...since the dawn of civilisation
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Then there was the man who declared in court, he wasn't a person. Excuse me, sir, why haven't you paid your taxes. Well, as you can clearly see, I am not a person. Well, you look like a person. No it's all done with mirrors, trust me!
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If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!
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It's great that we're bringing democracy to Iraq. I can't wait to see how we do it! What are we gonna do, give them our civics textbooks?
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