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Some people have religion as a means of solace. But, I had a dreidel, so that was out.
Lewis Black
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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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This is how sad my life is: I got a scar from scratching my chicken pox too much. That's my big scar story. I really have no major scars.
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I do the same gig. I might change it a little I might slow it down if I'm in the South. I talk fast, and they're not used to people talking that fast.
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I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicating with people.
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When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!
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I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. So it's hard for me to come up with things, because I don't write stuff, I don't write my act down.
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Everyone of you has a health that is unique and totally different from everybody else. Completely! Because we... are all like snowflakes.
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I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.
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It's a privilege to pay taxes. Yeah! It's not a political question, folks. We have to pay for stuff.
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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.
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If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times.
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I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.
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When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.
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The Democrats have responded to the Republicans' lack of dealing with reality by truly not dealing with reality, either.
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Glenn Beck is offended! Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi card is going too far. Glenn Beck. this is a guy who uses more Swastika props and video of the Nuremberg rallies than the History Channel.
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The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling The British are coming! The British are coming!
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