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Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.

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Lewis Black
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: August 30
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Lewis Niles Black
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My problem has always been with authority, and I'm sure if anybody understands that, it's people in uniform.
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I have this insane optimistic streak that the American people prevail over the stupidity that the leadership exhibits time and time again, and I think that's the truth.
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I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.
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I am angry that the Democrats don't have the ability to explain to Republicans that we should be able to feed people in this country, and that is not socialism.
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I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else.
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I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.
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I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated.
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Harry Reid is not funny he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
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This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a**hole.
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Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.
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Glenn Beck has Nazi Tourettes'.
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If we're not going to tax the rich anymore, we're going to create class warfare.
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When you compare Christmas to Hanukkah, there's no comparison. Christmas is great. Hanukkah sucks! First night you get socks. Second night, an eraser, a notebook. It's a Back-to-School holiday!
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Just relax and breathe through your ass.
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You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work.
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I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute.
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I've got stress like anybody else, and it builds up during the day. Like, I'll be trying to do something on the computer, and I'll get stuck ,so I go to the help section. And it just enrages me, because why even call it a help section at all? There's nothing in any way 'helpful' about it.
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